"OOUCH!" - He said.

On our home from swimming, Nick was listening to the radio. I had it down pretty low, very faintly. BUT he still manage to hear what's going on. They were talking about childbirth & had a recording of a lady giving birth. She was screaming in pain as one do.
Just as we were getting out of the car, he said, "Mum. The lady is giving birth." I said, "That's right". He said, "Well, it must really hurt." I said, "It does. Just imagine, you fall down & it hurts BUT 100x worst with childbirth". Then he said, "OOUCH! Luckily I am a BOY".

Bless him.